A: Anything can kill a jellyfish, but not anyone.
It takes a man of courage, a man of wisdom, a man of strength.
It takes a man willing to do anything, a man who fears nothing, a man willing to lose everything.
It takes a man so brave that he would leave his attractive wife, all alone, in the care of his neighbor, and voyage out to sea, out to the treacherous depths - perhaps never to return - and risk his life to defeat the great jellyfish and keep our swimmers safe from its horrible sting for a generation.
It takes a man willing to wear an olde-tyme diving suit, made of brass, powered by bellows, filled with gravy, for the eight long years it takes to reach the trench that holds the great beast.
Thomas Cranston, you are that man. Do not be afraid, do not be afraid to claim your destiny!
You'll get used to the gravy. In the meantime, I'm going to show your wife around my house, starting with the bedroom.
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