Q: What does that mean if the outgoing guy did lots of things showing he liked you but recently somehow seems to avoid you?

A: You upset him by bragging to everyone about your multi-state crime spree.

He wanted that to be your little secret.

That's why you used those aliases.

And why you wore masks.

And why he told you not to tell anyone.

Q: What did Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton serve as members on?

Q: They were members of the League of Colonial Justice.

By day, they founded a nation.

By night, they donned masks and kept the streets safe for rich, white landowners.

Hamilton was The Treasurer. He baffled foes with his mathematical prowess and incapacitated them with an arsenal of razor sharp currency.

Jefferson was The Statesman. He overpowered evildoers with his powerful oratory and fierce convictions. He also carried a hammer, which he would use to beat people about the head.

Hamilton and Jefferson formed a powerful crime fighting duo. They thwarted a number of plots against their country by English spies, protected the wealth of a young nation and bedded a great number of attractive slaves.

Q: Why does water melt ice?

A: We have this conversation every time you visit my laboratory.

That tap does not produce water. It produces nitric acid.

That's why there is a sign over the tap that says "Danger: Acid!"

And another sign that says "Not Water! Acid!"

You'll notice I added a new sign that says "Bill, Don't Drink The Acid!"

Please stop drinking the acid, Bill.

I don't have time to bring you back from the dead again. I have things to do today.

Q: Why did Victor dismiss the idea of suicide in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein?

A: Narcissists are incapable of suicide. They are already dead inside.

Q: What eats a baby crocodile when it is first hatched?

A: That's Lyle. He's always eating odd things.

It used to be chicken bone cake.

Then he moved on to bug juice. Literally, cockroaches and flies and ants blended into a juice. More of a gruel, really.

Now he's all about eating those baby crocodiles.

He eats these things to impress the ladies.

They are not impressed.