Q: How much does a snowmobile racer make?

A: People don't race snowmobiles for the money. They race snowmobiles to save resorts from the hands of greedy developers.

Q: What will happen if you have a bank loan and your visa expires requiring you to leave the country?

A: Don't worry about it. Banks are generally pretty cool about this sort of thing.

Q: What are the difference in sexual and asexual reproduction?

A: Sexual reproduction requires a partner. Asexual reproduction requires internet access. And some privacy.

Q: How long should we be dating before i meet his mother?

A: It depends. If his mother is a real person, about 3 months. If his mother is merely a pile of bones covered in an old dress, never.

Q: How many exercises should a teenager get per day?

A: That's a tough one. Too little exercise and they'll get too fat.Too much and the meat won't be tender. I say rattle their cage every couple of hours. That should be enough.