A: My dad was a farmer, so I can tell you first-hand what a farmer eats: Beef. Pork. Corn. Sour Mash Whiskey. Dirt. Moonshine. Old Tires. Rubbing Alcohol. Legal Summons. Neighbor's Kids. Pepper Spray. Eviction Notices. Comic Books. Fudge. Results of Court Ordered Psychological Tests. Drywall. Shotgun Barrel.
I assume such a diet was common for all farmers.
Monday, November 28, 2011
Q: What did the troubling aspects of the Watergate scandal include?
A: That the Commutte to Re-Elect the President felt the need to break into the Democratic National Committee headquarters in Washington because of the potential threat of Democratic nominee George McGovern, a man whose campaign included promises to give Idaho and Arkansas to the Viet Cong, make abortion mandatory for all children conceived via reverse cowgirl position, and require marijuana to be a staple of school lunch.
That the President of the United States conspired with senior White House staff to not only cover up the break -in, but to eventually turn it into an unstoppable trick play for the Washington Redskins.
That a political scandal from the early 70's, centered around the President of the United States, a power-mad middle-aged white man from California, did not involve any sex. Creepy.
That the President of the United States conspired with senior White House staff to not only cover up the break -in, but to eventually turn it into an unstoppable trick play for the Washington Redskins.
That a political scandal from the early 70's, centered around the President of the United States, a power-mad middle-aged white man from California, did not involve any sex. Creepy.
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