Q: Does KFC alter its recipe in foreign countries?

A: Yes! In many countries, their product actually contains chicken.

Except in India, where, for some reason, it contains beef.

KFC is not very popular in India.

Q: Why are some soaps made of animal fat?

A: The film "Fight Club" ruined it for those of us hoping to making a little dough on the side selling human fat soap to upscale boutiques.

Thanks again, Helena Bonham-Carter.

Q: Why was NY Representative Charles Rangel censured by the House of Representatives?

A: In general: For being too awesome.

Specifically: For being awesome at corruption.

Q: What high school classes do you need to take to become a construction worker?

A: You can take any classes you wish; they key is doing poorly in all of them.

Q: How big is the average Chinese family?

A: One father. One mother. One son.

And the bones of dozens of unwanted baby girls.