Thursday, February 10, 2011

Q: What is the medical term for excessive salt in the blood?

A: I am not sure of the proper medical term, but I know what I call it:

Delicious.

I've always been a fan of salty snacks.

Ow.

OW!

What the fuck?

Why did you hit me? I thought you wanted this.

You're such a tease.

Of course I bit you, I'm a fucking vampire!

Why do you think I dress this way? Why do think I wear my hair like this?

What the hell is Halloween? And who the fuck is Count Chocula?

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