Q: How do you find the maker of the wagon wheel chairs you have?

A: I made them myself.

Well, I made the chair part.

They were already wagon wheels when I found them.

I happened upon them in the desert. They were next to a wagon.

On a wagon, technically.

There was a man next to the wagon.

An old man.

He was crying.

It seems someone had robbed him at gunpoint and then subsequently murdered his wife and children.

He was probably crying because he was so sad.

On account of the murder of the his wife.

And the murder of his children.

You know who wasn't crying?

Me.

I was too busy smiling.

Smiling about my giant savings on these wagon wheels.

They cost almost nothing. He practically gave them to me.

What a nice man. I wonder whatever happened to him.

Q: What grades do you need to become a veterinary surgeon?

A: You need grades sufficient to earn the proper degree in veterinary medicine.

An "A" for effort will not suffice.

Especially when your "A" is a over-sized letter stolen from a restaurant sign.

I don't think the owner's of Rby's will be amused.

Q: Why can't animal cells survive without oxygen?

A: That's an old wive's tale.

Max is just sleeping.

Here,  boy!

Here, boy!

Who wants to play with a bone?

Here, boy!

He's a very sound sleeper.

Q: What is the snowsnake game played by Iroquois indians?

A: It is similar to the "hide the salami" game played by the White Man.

Except more spiritual.

Q: How much is panda fur worth?

A: Panda fur is worth a fortune.

A bath mat that has been haphazardly painted black and white is worth nothing. Literally nothing.

You could have at least taken off the tag from Bed, Bath and Beyond.

No, I don't think that is Chinese for Panda.