Thursday, January 10, 2013

Q: When did you discover the dolphin?

A: Only after systematically eliminating every other possible source of the clicking sound. Ceiling fans, ice maker in fridge, leaky faucets, electronics, loose windows or doors ajar, my teeth, pets, family, neighbors, strangers, police responding to 911 calls, helicopters,  press covering the melee, the aglets on my shoelaces.

Only after all that was gone, and I was alone, did I realize that the source of the clicking sound was the dolphin. She was probably starving. It had been days since I fed her.

In retrospect I should have looked in her tank first. But it was hard to think straight with all that clicking.

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