Q: If you fall asleep while driving does your car slow down or speed up?

A: Do you really think I'm going to fall for that? This is not my first kidnapping, young lady.

Q: What happens to your body when it gets paralyzed?

A: You lose all feeling as well as the ability to move. You literally cannot lift a finger. You will not feel pain, or pleasure, or numbness or tingling.

What I am trying to say is that you are not paralyzed. Your foot fell asleep.

Therefore, you are not excluded from serving in the infantry.

Q: How much damage can rain do?

A: Not much. It's not like it can reshape the earth or anything.

Oh, I'm sorry, it can do that. Exactly that.

Rain is very powerful. And very cleansing.

You should have thought about all of this before you read all those filthy magazines.

I know that they were under my bed. I keep them there so that no one else reads them.

I have no idea how they got so sticky.The publisher must use a cheap printing process, which makes the ink run, which makes the pages sticky.

It makes sense to me.

I've had enough of your questions. You're sleeping in the yard. End of discussion.

No, you may not take a magazine with you.

Q: Why do wolves attack at the neck?

A: It's the only part of your body not covered in armor. I told you to wear the iron neck brace, but you wouldn't listen.

You just had to turn be able to turn your head. You just had to.

Please stop bleeding on me. This suit is brand new.

Q: What smoking condition causes fatigue weight loss shortness of breath and weight loss?

A: I was going to say crack until you mentioned fatigue. Crack doesn't make you tired. You must be mixing it with something.

I can only assume you are smoking some mixture of crack and cookie dough.

The weight loss probably stems from an unrelated tape worm.