Q: How do you convince your parents to let you get a bunny if you already have 3 dogs and live with your grandparents they're the reason why she says we cant get one?

A: You have the solution to your problem right in front of you. Let me ask you about these three dogs. Are they hungry? Have you fed them recently? How quickly could they develop a taste for human flesh?

Now, about the grandparents: Are they fit? Do they keep active? Could they outrun a dog? How about three?

These are the questions you should be asking yourself. Constantly. Out loud. In front of your grandparents. After a few days, they'll realize you're pretty fucking serious about getting a bunny.

Q: What is special about the earth that makes it different from other planets?

A: We're the only planet with intelligent life!

And we celebrate that intelligence in the best way possible: By designing powerful weapons that will destroy all the life and turn our planet into a desolate wasteland like all the rest.

Earth: Doing whatever we can to conform.