Q: Is the word vibration in the Holy Bible?

A: No.

Neither are words "erotic asphyxiation.'

That's never stopped us before.

Q: Does a person have any rights when a relationship ends after thirteen years together?

A: Don't be so dramatic.

Don't you think this is just as hard on me?

We knew this wouldn't last forever.

You knew I would eventually be paroled.

Q: How many people need masks?

A: Only the five men who will go inside the bank: Jennings, Korvan, Manningham, Santos and Valentine.

Ulster won't need one. He'll be the getaway car. A mask would draw unwanted attention.

I won't need one either. I'll be at the police station, tipping off the cops and collecting a handsome reward.

I probably shouldn't have said that out loud.

Let that be a lesson to everyone on the dangers of sodium pentathol addiction.

Q: How do you decrypt a thumb drive?

A: That's not a drive. You are just sticking your thumb in my USB port.

You are not transferring files. You are transferring bacon grease.

Bacon grease is not encrypted.

I should have known something like this would happen.

Your resume consisted solely of the words "IT Guy" and a drawing of a starfish.

"IT Guy" was written in crayon. And spelled wrong.

But we needed someone. So I hired you.

I thought anyone could do this job.

Thank you for proving me wrong.

Your thumb is stuck in my computer, isn't it?

Don't take your pants off.

That won't solve anything.

Q: Where are most of the crops in the US grown?

A: Somewhere in Iowa, I think. Who knows?

The best crops,  however, are grown right here, in my basement.

I've got everything. Sour Diesel, Lamb's Breath, Skywalker, everything.

Umm ... I hope that badge is a joke.

I asked you before if you were a cop and you said "No." I am aware of my constitutional rights. I Googled that shit.

You're going to have to leave now.

Please stop beating me.