Q: Why are classification systems not based on physical appearance?

A: Due to massive protests and years of costly litigations.

It seems that parents are much more comfortable with the current education model, where the lives of their children are determined based on a series of arbitrary "grades" determined by random tests administered by complete strangers, than a more realistic model, where the students deemed most sexually desirable by their peers get the most opportunities to advance.

Thank God we still have the entertainment industry.

Q: Where did Roosevelt introduce the Good Neighbor Policy?

A: In his hometown of New York, New York, one day after he spent six hours dodging traffic on 5th Avenue while over two thousand onlookers laughed and pointed, instead of helping him steer his wheelchair to safety.

Q: What does the phrase sevenfold mean?

A: It refers to a location on the map.

Specifically a fold.

Specifically the seventh fold.

That's where we are supposed to rendezvous with Green Team, at the seventh fold.

The name was assigned when the maps were handed out, when the maps only had ten folds. The term made more sense then.

The term would still make sense if you hadn't used our map, our only map of the target zone, as a napkin.

I hope you see why ribs are not normally included in the rations.

They tend to get a little messy.

And they attract bears.

But I don't have to tell you that. You saw what happened to Kreitzer.