Q: How many words can you make out of Super Bowl?

A: I can make the following words:

Super.

Bowl.

I can also make the following phrase:

Superb Owl.

I didn't become a Scrabble Grand Champion simply because I had compromising photos of all the judges.

Although that did help.

Q: Can an employer use email to discipline an employee?

A: You will find no better way to discipline an employee than a well-timed, strongly worded email.

Provided the email contains a picture of you having sex with the employee's wife.

That will really show him.

How else is he going to learn?

Where are you going?

Does my naked flesh scare you?

Please come back.

I'm so very lonely.

Q: Do Bears have knee joints on their hind legs?

A: Yes, they do, and in those joints lie the key to your victory.

The bear is nature's wrestler, but he only knows the most rudimentary of holds, such as a bear hug, or a single leg takedown.

He has no knowledge of, and no defense for, the more technical holds, such as the figure-four leglock.

Take him down, apply the hold and soon he will either give up, or pass out due to pain.

Either way, you'll have to get back out  there and fight.

I've wagered a tremendous sum on the outcome of this match and I don't intend to fake my death yet again to avoid creditors.

Thrice is enough.

Q: When did Jack The Ripper rise to fame?

A: Jack the Ripper earned a modicum of notoriety during the Victorian era, but did not achieve true immorality until he battled David Hasselhoff in 1985's Bridge Across Time.

Q: How do you get milk from a goat?

A: The same way you get milk from a cow.

By squeezing the udders.

Of a female.

A female goat.

Milk does not come from the eyes. Those would be tears.

Please stop squeezing my son's head.

He's not having fun anymore.