Q: Why is it possible to detect between a diabetic and a normal person by testing the urine?

A: Testing? Yes.

Tasting? No.

Please, stop.

Why must you ruin Mother's Day every year?

Q: Can you wear arm cast on the rides at dreamworld?

A: Yes, but a leg cast will make it easier to sneak that sniper rifle to the top of the Ferris Wheel.

Q: What if your husband always refers to you as my wife to friends or coworkers then suddenly starts calling you by name to them?

A: After years of marriage, he finally remembered your name. Congratulations! All those notes you left around the house worked.

Q: What are the movements that takes place in the skeleton system?

A: That is called growth. It's fairly common for a boy your son's age. It happens right up until adulthood. Try as we might, we really can't predict how large a child will eventually grow.

What I'm trying to say is that you will eventually need to get your son bigger clothes.

And a larger cage.

Q: How do you help a child afraid of shots?

A: Speak to your child in a calm voice and tell him that he won't be getting a shot today, only candy.

Once he is distracted by the promise of candy, have the doctor administer the shot.

Problem solved. He will no longer be afraid of shots. He will only be afraid of you.