Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Q: Why did American Military Commanders want to drop the atomic bomb during World War 2?
A: To jump start the Japanese monster movie industry.
Q: Why are the finches poor in to kill a mockingbird?
A: Atticus blew all his money on cheap women and expensive booze.
I don't understand the confusion. This is plainly stated in the book, right there in the second chapter.
Now that I think about it, my copy of the book may be slightly irregular. It contains a great many hand written notations, addendums and edits that I assumed to be the work of Harper Lee, but on closer inspection seem to be written in my late uncle's angry scrawl.
I guess that explains why Scout knew all that ninjitsu. That never did make sense.
I don't understand the confusion. This is plainly stated in the book, right there in the second chapter.
Now that I think about it, my copy of the book may be slightly irregular. It contains a great many hand written notations, addendums and edits that I assumed to be the work of Harper Lee, but on closer inspection seem to be written in my late uncle's angry scrawl.
I guess that explains why Scout knew all that ninjitsu. That never did make sense.
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