Q: What to do if you like a girl but also like her sister?

A: At some point, whether you like it or not, you're going to have to make a choice.

I suggest you choose ether.

They won't remember a thing.

And you'll have a memory that will last a lifetime.

Q: What do you do when you have a headache and also vomiting?

A: Take your head out of the vice.

Now do the same with your testicles.

In the future, put a little more thought as to what you should place in a vice.

Q: Can a broken nose with deviated septum cause sinus problems?

A: I can't really say. I have a deviated septum, but I've never had a broken no-

OW!

Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.

You broke my nose! Oh my God!

Why is there so much blood?

Oh dear God.

I should have seen that coming, but still ...

This hurts way worse than I expected. Why would anyone box?

Sweet Jesus, make the pain go away!

To answer your question: Yes. Yes, this will cause sinus problems.

I don't think I have a sinus anymore.

Please, put down the wrench.