Q: How can prayer be compared to a conversation with God?

A: Prayer is like a conversation with God, but differs because of it's one-sided nature. During prayer, you talk to God. God does not talk to you. If God begins to talk back, you are no longer praying, you are having an episode of schizophrenia.

Q: What different types of government did the colonies have?

A: All different kinds! In the South, the people were governed by rich, land-owning white men who owned slaves, while up in the North, the people were governed by rich, land-owning white men who owned slightly fewer slaves.

Q: Can you give me of an example of a speech about wise friendship?

A: Sure. I just jotted something down here. It's pretty much off the top of my head, but I feel it contains wisdom. Okay, here goes:

Thank you, for being a friend. Travel round the world and back again. Your heart is true. You are a pal and a confidant. If you threw a party, and invited everyone you knew, You would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say: Thank you for being a friend.

I would also include my name, so you would know who gave you the large gift.

Q: What are the methods of dealing with inappropriate interpersonal communication between individuals in health and social care setting?

A: In all my years of conflict resolution, I find the best method is firing a stray bullet into the ceiling. It immediately ends all conversation and lets everyone know who is in charge.

Q: When a girl says she likes to take it slow can a guy call or send messages during that period of time?

A: Yes, of course. The most effective message would be a picture of you with another girl with text that reads "Here's what you are missing."