A: A hybrid car can drive for hundreds of miles.
I have less faith in your Go-Kart/Shark Mobile.
Replacing the engine with the body of a shark might make it look cool, but it wasn't the best idea.
And the shark is really decomposing now. That means carrion.
Friday, November 5, 2010
Q: What minimum credit score is required to get financing for a good used car?
A: A score of 580.
Or a score of 350 if you happen to excel at taking hostages.
Or a score of 350 if you happen to excel at taking hostages.
Q: How many laps are there in Horse racing?
A: There are thousands of laps every year in horse racing, but there's on one that matters.
The lap of the jockey who won the Preakness.
And that would be me.
Why don't you have a seat?
Pants make my delicate skin chafe, so I usually don't wear them.
Please, don't run.
I'm so very lonely.
And my tiny jockey legs will make it impossible to catch you.
The lap of the jockey who won the Preakness.
And that would be me.
Why don't you have a seat?
Pants make my delicate skin chafe, so I usually don't wear them.
Please, don't run.
I'm so very lonely.
And my tiny jockey legs will make it impossible to catch you.
Q: What are 7 different types of reptiles?
A: They are as follows:
1. ) Limbless Reptiles, such as snakes.
2.) Scaly Beasts With Tails, such as a salamander or alligator or lizard
3.) Reptiles With Cool Powers, such as a chameleon.
4.) Spider-Man Villains With No or Lame Powers, such as The Lizard or The Chameleon. The Vulture bears inclusion in the category because his powers are lame and his old man skin is probably very dry and scaly.
4.)Fictional Reptiles, such as the Anaconda from the hit 1997 film "Anaconda" starring Owen Wilson and Ice Cube or Dinosaurs from the hit ABC show "Dinosaurs".
5 )Reptiles That Should Be Fictional, But Are Horrifyingly Real, such as a Gila Monster. Seriously, it's bite can blind you. How messed up is that?
6.) Reptiles Made of Felt, such as Kermit The Frog. Real frogs are considered amphibians, but Felt Frogs can not get wet and are therefore classified as reptiles.
7.) Crocodiles, both Dundee and otherwise.
1. ) Limbless Reptiles, such as snakes.
2.) Scaly Beasts With Tails, such as a salamander or alligator or lizard
3.) Reptiles With Cool Powers, such as a chameleon.
4.) Spider-Man Villains With No or Lame Powers, such as The Lizard or The Chameleon. The Vulture bears inclusion in the category because his powers are lame and his old man skin is probably very dry and scaly.
4.)Fictional Reptiles, such as the Anaconda from the hit 1997 film "Anaconda" starring Owen Wilson and Ice Cube or Dinosaurs from the hit ABC show "Dinosaurs".
5 )Reptiles That Should Be Fictional, But Are Horrifyingly Real, such as a Gila Monster. Seriously, it's bite can blind you. How messed up is that?
6.) Reptiles Made of Felt, such as Kermit The Frog. Real frogs are considered amphibians, but Felt Frogs can not get wet and are therefore classified as reptiles.
7.) Crocodiles, both Dundee and otherwise.
Q: How do you make a guy notice you to ask you out in middle school?
A: Guys that age are tricky. They're still maturing and are pretty clueless when it comes to women. Sometimes you have to literally hit them over the head to make them realize you are even alive, let alone interested.
I suggest going after guys who are a little older, like your teachers. Specifically the ones who are married and have very young children.
Trust me. They are interested.
I suggest going after guys who are a little older, like your teachers. Specifically the ones who are married and have very young children.
Trust me. They are interested.
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