Q: Can an experienced guitar player give me some tips?

A: Guitar strings are typically made of nylon or steel. They are not drawn on in crayon.

Q: Is caption higher then lieutenant?

A: You know it is, sir. If you didn't agree with my lunch suggestion, you could have said no.

You didn't have to pull out the chain of command chart.

You didn't have to make me practice my salute.

You didn't have to call a full meeting of the force to explain the differences in rank.

Everyone is sorry that you are impotent and cannot father a child, sir, but do you really have to ruin Take Your Daughter to Work Day every single year?

Q: Does the refrigeration of urine chance the specific gravity?

A: You know what? On second thought, I don't need an Arnold Palmer.

Wow, you have a lot of pitchers full of brown liquid in there, too. 

You know what? I'm not even thirsty at all.

Q: Can two tornadoes ever form one giant tornado?

 A: No. They can only form the legs.

They need four more for the body, arms and head to complete TornaVoltron.

Q: Why you should ban mining?

A: The definitive song on mine disasters has already been written.