Q: How many people are usually in a dance team?

A: Usually, about 8-10 people. Sometimes, as many as 20. For this contest, we limited the number to 6.

It's cute that your whole town formed a dance team and everyone got in shape and mastered the choreography and everything. You've all worked so hard and come so far. I bet some of you even put aside long standing personal differences. All to save one little old rec center. It's really a heartwarming story.

A heartwarming story that ends in defeat.

As I said, each team can only have 6 members. Your team has 272.

You are disqualified.

Q: What are some field hockey quotes?

A: It's hard to say.  Most of the more famous quotes are simple moans and groans uttered under the breath and from behind a set of binoculars.

Q: How did the Patriots fight the war in the West and in the South?

A: By maximizing their talent, drafting well, creating foolproof strategies for victory, and cheating. Always, constantly, relentlessly cheating.

Q: What are the three types of earthquake risks?

A: 1.) Revealing dangerous volcanoes beneath Los Angeles.
2.) Destroying Faberge egg collection.
3.) Standing near fat people with inner ear disorders.

Q: Are the shy girls who smile while singing in the choir actually nervous and more so than the ones who aren't smiling?

A: The girls who are smiling are being held hostage. They are being forced to smile.

The girls who aren't smiling are mannequins. They're incapable of being nervous. They're incapable of being afraid. They're incapable of being in love.

No matter how hard you try, they'll never love you back. Never.

Why do they have to make them so beautiful?