Q: What is the role of data base?

A: Data Base is G.I. Joe's Junior Technical Administrator. He keeps track of everyone's code names and specialties and weapons. He's really eager and works very hard and he's an asset to the team.

He is not allowed to go in the field.

He is not allowed to use a weapon, nor will he ever be.

He's probably the least qualified member of the G.I. Joe team that we have ever had, but Snake Eyes accidentally killed his parents and we had to do something with the kid. A lawsuit would have ruined us.

So now you know, and knowing is the half the battle.

The other half is fighting. As I said before, Data Base will never be involved in that half.

Q: What were some of the problems that pyramid builders had to face?

A: The alien architects who designed the pyramids often asked for building materials that were not available on Earth.

Q: What is the song called that goes double them booty?

A: It is called Symphony Number 29 in A Minor by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. The lyrics in question are not as apparent as those in modern-day music, but they are there, between the lines, seemingly beneath the lines, in the silence.

I am beginning to suspect one of you has spiked my tea.

Q: How long does it take to defrost a pie?

A: Defrosting a pie can take up to a day. Defiling a pie only takes a moment.

Q: Do foxes live in the forests?

A: I find more foxes at the mall, if you know what I mean. They do end up in the forest, but I wouldn't say they "live" there, if you know what I mean.