Q: How do the urinary and circulatory systems work together in the body?

A: I don't think that is a suitable question for a fourth grade science fair. "A" for effort, though.

Sadly, we don't grade based on effort. Your actual grade will be an "F".

May God have mercy on your soul.

Q: What is the meaning of the song On My Own by Three Days Grace?

A: It means I don't want to see you any more. I don't understand why you don't get this.

I told you I wanted to see other people. Then I told you I wanted to see other people exclusively, and not you. Then I told you never to call me again. Then I changed my number, moved to another state and legally changed my name to Three Days Grace.

And yet, you found me.

So I did the only thing I could. I taught myself how to write music and how to play the guitar, the bass and the drums. I wrote that song, got a record deal and released the song. I even dedicated it to you.

You are mentioned, specifically by name, in the song.

When will you get it. When will you understand that I don't want to be with you.

It was just one date.

God, I am so exhausted.

Q: Can you predict a person's addiction to drugs?

A: I sure hope so. With my prices and such a small staff, it will be hard to stay in business in this neighborhood.

There is only one way we can really compete: Effective direct marketing. That's why I chose this corner, right in front of the Starbucks. It feels like a good place to start.

Oh, here comes somebody.

Excuse me, sir, I see that you need coffee to get started in the morning. You know what works better than that?

This crack. It's reasonably priced.

Does that badge mean you're a cop?

Fuck.

Do you have to arrest me?

It's my first day.

Q: What is the juice made out of in a glow stick?

A: That is not a glow stick.

We use that to power the Enterprise.

We really need to stop letting tourists visit the engine room.

Q: Where is location of the coronary arteries of the heart?

A: And that was the last thing I heard before the anesthetic took effect. I vowed that, if I survived the surgery, I would never again base my medical decision on whether or not the Doctor was a big fan of "Quincy."