Monday, April 18, 2011

Q: Do bears attack humans?

A: Absolutely.

Why do you think all these people bought tickets?

And made those signs?

And are cheering wildly?

I assure you, they didn't come here to see a bear reason with a man.

You need to stop being so naive.

Now, slather some of this honey on your chest, get out there, and give these people their money's worth.

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