Q: Is Manhattan Island the same as New York City?

A: Yes. Some people will argue that there are other parts of New York, but those people live outside of Manhattan and therefore do not count.

Q: What makes my computer faster?

A: Covering it in Vaseline to reduce friction.

It has the added benefit of making it all shiny. You know, for the ladies.

Q: What do you call groups of animals?

A: If the group is small and manageable and can be used to your advantage, it is called bait.

If the group is mid-size but peaceful and meek, it is called prey.

If the group is large, aggressive and keeps you in a state of constant anxiety, it is called family.

Q: What are two requirements you fill by eating organic compounds?

A: 1.) Fulfilling your daily recommended dose of Vitamins A, K and C.

2.) Helping us escape this horrible carrot prison.

Keep eating. The guards are coming. They are very far away, but I can see them very easily. For some reason, my vision is improving.

Q: Did pres Reagan have a balanced budget during term?

A: No. Good lord, no. He did, however, have a balanced diet, every single day of his administration.

As long as you consider a bag of pennies, washed down with a quart of buttermilk part of a balanced diet.