Friday, October 29, 2010

Q: How do you get a different skin color on Sims 2?

A: You can alter the settings and all that, but that takes hours. The easiest way is with some spray paint. Your characters can be any color you like, as long as you don't want them to move.

Q: When and where were sightings of Bigfoot first reported?

A: They happened a few days after the creation of moonshine. Coincidentally, they also happened in the same area as the still.

Q: What is a movie maker effect?

A: Someone who sits in front of a computer all day, thinking about explosions and dragons. Like your son, but without so much dried food in his beard.

Q: Where in Mexico is a nice place to visit?

A: If you only care about getting really cheap drugs and possibly catching a donkey show: Anywhere.

If you want to have a relaxing vacation free from crime and constant threats of kidnapping and violence: New Mexico.

Q: Where do you get the monster high dolls?

A: You can buy the dolls anywhere. Getting them "monster high" requires a vaporizer, at least a pound of weed and a poorly ventilated room.

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Ryan Callahan has written, produced, or directed shows for ABC, A&E, SHowtime, The CW, TVLand, Animal Planet and other networks even lower on your dial. When not making TV, or writing fake answers, he reads books, buys books, or buys books to read later. Follow WikiFakeAnswers on Twitter and Facebook