Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Q: What is the transfer movement of heat from one substance to another through direct touch?

A: That sensation you describe is a direct result of sexual intercourse. It is the end result. It means I'm finished.

Don't act so surprised. What did you think we've been doing for the past eight minutes? Cuddling?

Cuddling? Seriously?

You thought we were cuddling? Naked? In the break room? With parts of me inside parts of you? That's what you consider cuddling?

You know what you call "cuddling" the rest of the world calls "sex" right?

Well, what do you call "sex"?

Oh.

I've never done that. How does that even work? Why would the guy enjoy that? Don't you worry about the horse crushing you?

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