Q: What do boys find attractive in girls?

A: Women are like rainbows: no two are the same and they are all beautiful.

Wait, I'm thinking of snowflakes. Women are like snowflakes: beautiful from a distance, but cold at heart. And, if you hold them too long, they disappear

That doesn't sound right either.

Women are like subway trains: Some are old, some are new, they all kind of smell funny, you have no clue who's been riding them, but, if you're patient and not too particular, they'll get you where you need to go.

When I say that out loud, it sounds kind of insulting.

Women are like bears. They're just as scared of you as you are of them. They will fiercely protect their young.  They spend most of their time sleeping and stealing food from campsites.

No. That's actually bears.

I know I had something to say about women.

Oh, yes, I have it.

All women have something that makes them attractive: their eyes, their smile, their skin, their body, their mind, their wit, their charm, their flexibility, their inheritance - for every kind of girl, there's a boy who likes them.

So, don't worry too much about what boys like. Just be yourself and sooner or later, you'll find someone who likes you for you. That's the best kind of like there is.

Although it doesn't hurt to dress a little slutty. And don't be afraid to put out - boys like that. But not too much or too soon - boys don't like that.

There is one thing that all boys will like: your desire to bring your hot friend into the bedroom for a three-way. Unless your hot friend is a guy. That's just gross.