Friday, June 3, 2011

Q: What does s on a camera mean?

A: It means the camera belongs to Superman. Just like that tripod, and that football, and that Pez dispenser.

No, you can't have it. This is The Fortress of Solitude, not a junk yard. For the World's Greatest Detective, you can be pretty thick sometimes.

You've been pretty slow all day, asking all those dumb questions like "What does this S mean?" and "How come that guy's in his underwear?" and "Hey Superman, how come you don't go home to Krypton no more?"

You know Superman. You know that Krypton was destroyed and Superman's parents died. You know how touchy Superman is about the destruction of Krypton and the death of his parents.

I mean, you would know, if you were the real Batman. But you're not the real Batman, are you? You're just some guy in a Batman suit wandering around trying to steal things. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

And I'm going to need you to return that Justice League ring.

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