Monday, June 20, 2011

Q: What advantages do chicken have over beef?

A: Chickens are smart. They're strong. They're fast. They know how to fight.

They know how to kill.

When backed in a corner, they will attack, with reckless abandon - wings flapping, beak snapping, claws tearing - until they can't attack anymore.

They don't walk in a circle, lie down and wait to be slaughtered. That's what cows do. As you just saw.

But that's typical of a dairy farmer, bringing a cow to a cock fight.

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