Q: How do you draw a cartoon chicken?

A: With a uncontrollable feeling of hatred.

Then, add some wacky shoes. Or sunglasses.

Sunglasses are probably better. They hide the chicken's cold, dead eyes.

When you finish drawing the chicken, tear up the picture in a fit of rage, then spend the rest of the day crying in the shower.

That's how I do it.

Everyone has their own process, but mine is clearly the best.