Thursday, March 10, 2011

Q: What are the differences between delete and free?

A: When we free an employee, they are able to leave the company, take their family with the, leave the state and seek employment elsewhere, the whole time trying to keep one step ahead of the bloodthirsty dogs we  unleash ten minutes after they walk out the door.

When we delete an employee, the dogs get the head start.

Freeing employees offers more suspense. Deleting them offers more visceral thrills.

The videos sell equally well on the snuff film market.

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