Q: What should you do for a person with heat exhaustion?

A: Oh, are you getting hot in there? Are you getting a little tired? Having trouble breathing? Can you feel every ounce of moisture being squeezed out of your body?

I bet you can. That's life in the box. It ain't pretty. That's why we call the box Hell's Oven. They say Satan himself couldn't stand it for a day before going mad and begging for his Mama.

You've been in there three days. With four more to go.

Maybe next time you'll stay quiet at chow time. Maybe next time you won't talk so smart when I tell your to stay in line. Maybe next time you you'll sleep when I tell you to sleep. Maybe next time you'll put away all the blocks and crayons when your're done playing. Maybe next time you'll take a moment to think before you eat an entire jar of paste.

We have rules here at Oakwood Elementary. Bout time you learned to respect them.