Sunday, January 2, 2011

Q: What was found from King-Tut that belongs to him?

A: He's looking for a jewel stolen from his tomb, a jade ring, the size of a fist.

It looks like, well it looks like that ring you have on your shelf.

Exactly like this ring.

Have you had this the whole time?

That mummy has killed 43 people over the past two days, all because of this ring.

I don't care how high the bids are on eBay, we have to give it back to him.

Your mother would be ashamed of you right now, if she hadn't been ripped to pieces by that angry mummy.

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