Q: What does the anatomy of a helicopter look like?

A: There are these legs on the bottom that help it land. Above that, there is this dome type thing, with a tail. It kind of looks like a teardrop. On top of the teardrop are two enormous, whirling blades. There are also two such blades, smaller ones, at the back of the teardrop. Beneath those blades, you will find the remains of your husband.

Sorry about that. The horseplay got out of hand.