Sunday, January 23, 2011

Q: What is a rabbit's classification?

A: Son, we classify rabbits as prey.

Or food.

Occasionally pets.

Not lovers.

Never lovers.

The phrase, "fuck like rabbits," refers to their ability to reproduce quickly, not their sexual prowess.

I guess we won't be having rabbit stew for dinner.

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