Q: What do the Miranda rights guarantee?

A: I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but you seem like a nice guy. You kind of remind me of me at that age.

You see that girl over there? That gorgeous redhead? The one with the legs that go all the way up and that chest that seems to have been sculpted by the hand of God himself?

That's Miranda.

If you tell me the truth about what happened, you have the right to have sex with her.

And she will do anything.

Anything.

She loves it.

Did I mention that she used to do porn?

But not for too long. She got kicked out, for being too freaky. The other girls couldn't compete, so they had her blacklisted.

So, why don't you start from the beginning?

Start by telling me why you chose to invade this particular home.