Q: What does it mean when a guy told the teacher about taking you in a romantic place?

A: The entire faculty knows that you are really easy and have a fetish for teachers.

You haven't exactly been hiding it.

You constantly flirt with the teachers.

And moan in  ecstasy whenever they say your name.

Then you made that website, TeachersIveBangedAndHopeToBang.Com.

And the accompanying desk calendar. I bet that was a hot seller.

The whole little school girl thing was cute for a while, sexy even.

But it's time to face facts.

You are a 48 year old student at a community college.

And that uniform really doesn't fit anymore.