Saturday, January 22, 2011

Q: How is the horse race purse split?

A: 50% goes to the owner of the horse.
  
    25% goes to the trainer.
  
    15% goes to the jockey.
  
    10% goes to the little man who lives in the jockey's head and controls his every moment with an elaborate system of pulleys.

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