Q: Is broken colored glass good luck?

A: Not for that church you just vandalized.

Nor for you, your loved ones, your friends, and your family, for generations to come.

When you threw that rock, you angered Jesus.

You won't like Jesus when he's angry.

He holds a grudge, and he's coming after you.

He's been watching a lot of UFC, so he knows all kinds of new chokes and kicks.

I would advise you to start running, but that advise is largely useless.

Jesus is also super fast.

Don't bother praying. He doesn't answer prayers. You're thinking of his father.