Q: What eats a baby crocodile when it is first hatched?

A: That's Lyle. He's always eating odd things.

It used to be chicken bone cake.

Then he moved on to bug juice. Literally, cockroaches and flies and ants blended into a juice. More of a gruel, really.

Now he's all about eating those baby crocodiles.

He eats these things to impress the ladies.

They are not impressed.