Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Q: Why do wolves attack at the neck?

A: It's the only part of your body not covered in armor. I told you to wear the iron neck brace, but you wouldn't listen.

You just had to turn be able to turn your head. You just had to.

Please stop bleeding on me. This suit is brand new.

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