Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Q: How has Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol changed the way you celebrate Christmas?

A: After my father drinks a bottle of scotch, sets the tree on fire, has sex with the Christmas ham, punches Grandpa in the neck and passes out in a puddle of his own vomit, I shout "God Bless Us, Everyone!"
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