Thursday, December 2, 2010

Q:Do eagles blink?

A: Not stuffed ones.

I don't have the heart to tell Tom. This staring contest means the world to him. He's been practicing for months.

I told him his Mom would come back from the dead if he beat an eagle in a staring contest.

And people say I don't have a sense of humor.

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