Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Q: Why do you smell ammonia when the air conditioner is working?

A: I don't smell anything. You should take a closer look.

Closer.

Closer.

Really stick your head in there and take some deep breaths.

Have I ever told you how attractive I find your wife?

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Ryan Callahan has written, produced, or directed shows for ABC, A&E, SHowtime, The CW, TVLand, Animal Planet and other networks even lower on your dial. When not making TV, or writing fake answers, he reads books, buys books, or buys books to read later. Follow WikiFakeAnswers on Twitter and Facebook