Monday, December 27, 2010

Q: How do you know if your chicken soup is safe to eat?

A: Have your least favorite child try it first.

If they survive, eat the soup.

Don't look at me like that. Everyone has a least favorite child.

It's simply implausible that you would love all four of your children equally.

Really? All of them? Even the fat one with the harelip?

Quiet down, Fatty. The adults are talking.

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