Q: What does it mean when jewelry has EMA stamped on it?

A: Your boyfriend stole it from the home of Esther Mae Albans.

We've been trying to crack this case for months.

Thank you very much, ma'am.

Thanks for coming to the police. For some reason people are reluctant.

Reluctant to be a hero. 

We will need that jewelry back.

And we'll have to arrest your boyfriend.

You will still be a hero.

Unofficially, of course.