Q: What does a non custodial parent do when he has no job to pay child support?

A: Have you ever thought about robbing banks?

The money is just sitting there. Lots of it.

And I don't know if you've been in a bank recently, but most of the tellers are old, and feeble.

You could probably take the money right out of their hands. Their feeble, old hands.

I guess bank robber it is, then.

Or, getting a real job.

But let's be honest. You couldn't even keep custody of your child.

How could you possibly keep a job?