Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Q: How do you get rid of small cuts and scratches on skin fast?

A: There's no easy way to get rid of them.

The scars will last forever. Even if I can't see them, I will still know they are there.

I'm going to have to start from scratch, and make a whole new suit of flesh.

Damn!

I was so close to being a real lady.

I guess I'm going to need a lot more big, old, fat women.

And a whole bunch of lotion.

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