Q: How can you find out if somebody has left you something in his will?

A: That's usually a question you ask someone before you spend months planning their death and making it look like an accident. If you are not in your uncle's will, why did we do all this?

The phrase "Hard work is its own reward" does not apply. Please stop saying it. Please. Stop. Now.

Hey, on a completed unrelated note, am I in your will?