A: Because of their fur - their beautiful, spotted fur - so useful in making throw pillows, love seats, hats, belts, boots and sexy undergarments. Their fur is in high demand, and there's only one way to get it: From their cold, dead bodies.With beautiful, spotted fur like that, I'm surprised they've lasted this long.
As you can see, I'm a fan. Everything I own, from my boots to my hat to the upholstery in my Cadillac, is covered in that warm, lush fur.
What?
Aren't leopards the same as tigers?
Oh.
Then I have no idea why the tiger population is shrinking. Could it be because they are simply delicious?
Tigers aren't delicious either?
Oh.
Then they're probably just dumb.
Good riddance, tigers!
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